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Speaking of foreign relations, what would you do if you had a French teenager coming to stay for four days and you wanted to give them an unforgettable impression of England? Buy them a pint? Order a takeaway? Play them the highlights of the Kazakhstan v Scotland game?
The quintessential English experience is hard to define outside the cricket season, so we’re going to go to London, catch the Clipper up and down the Thames and jump off at any attraction with a hint of Shakespeare, Royalty or torture. I suppose we could go to a performance of King Lear and tick off all three at once.
Of course, ask any European for their English stereotype and they’ll mention fish & chips, the weather and queuing. But it’s ironic that we should be known as a nation that queues because we got the word ‘queue’ from the French (meaning tail) and only started using it to mean a line of people waiting for something in the 1800s.
The French pronounce it ‘kuh’, which also happens to be the noise they make when forced to stand in one. “Kuh, queue, pah!”
What’s really interesting (well, quite interesting) about the word queue is that we already had the letter Q in our alphabet, and although the word queue begins with the letter Q, the letter Q is not spelt queue, it’s spelt cue. But then the letter Q is a maverick sort of letter. Did you know, for example, that it’s the only letter that doesn’t appear in the name of any of the states of America?
With the exception of Z, it is the least used letter in the English language and it insists on being chaperoned by the letter U just about everywhere it goes, with a handful of exceptions adopted into English solely to cause fights among Scrabble players.
The other quite interesting thing about the word queue is that it’s the only word in which the ‘qu’ is pronounced as a ‘kyu’ sound (he said authoritatively, having followed up a hunch with a quick skim of the internet). In all other instances it is either the soft ‘kwe’ sound, as in question, or the hard ‘ke’ as in oblique.
We originally allowed ‘queue’ across the Channel because we needed a word for those string or ribbon bands that dangle from a letter with wax seals on the end of them. Then we adopted the animal’s tail meaning, then a line of dancers, a length of braided hair… But queuing as we know it today? Apparently not until the very end of the 19th century.